Dad said so

When you have no idea what you are talking about so you put out ole reliable and say “Dad said so.”

I don’t know, but Dad said so

by kmill69 April 15, 2020

Dad fart

A fart that can wipe out the whole world with one squeak, nobody knows where dads were able to get such power in their butt. it smells of eggs with raw tuna and other nuclear materials, this type of fart can last longer than Thanos lifespan. Fatherless children are safe from this serious crime, and lucky for Belle from Beauty and The Beast and Jasmine from Aladdin were able to survive and live a happily ever after

Cocomelon: Ew what stinks?

Doritos: Its those dad farts

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022

dad-hater

Someone who hates their dad because their nu metal music told them to.

I hate my dad because I'm a rebel!

by youre fags May 9, 2003

Dad-gummit

To be bothered, aggitated, annoyed, or any other "I just shit my pants" attitude.

Dad-gummit I just cleaned that damn shirt!

Dad-gummit this should not be such a trivial meaning! It's original as the idea of religion. It simply means "I sure as hell did not want "this" immediate outcome." Shit! I mean, dad-gummit!

Dad-gummit!

by getcates July 11, 2012

dad-hater

One who listens to music that is slightly harder in edge. The music also is very negative, and often disgruntled toward authority, and/or parental figures.

Melissa is so very hot, but she listens to Incubus often. Therefore she is a dad-hater.

by Kyle May 8, 2003

Dad Joint

A dad joint is a joint that is poorly rolled possibly with one hand that is straight and not cone shaped. It might not look great but it still gets the job done in the end.

After we smoked that dad joint I passed out in line for laser pink floyd

by Kent Dorfman February 4, 2017

dad breathing

when you breathe weirdly loud, in a similar way to dads and old men do especially when being creepy

*breathes*
dude, why are you dad breathing?
sorry man, I have inefficient lungs

by flower kiddo February 15, 2017