by willywillycow September 10, 2024

cry wank. To masturbate while crying. The crying can be of negative or positive reasons such as your football team winning, breaking up with your girlfriend, or even having just survived a life threatening incident resulting in absolute euphoria.
Oh no, I'm approaching my 30s and as a direct result I'm having some sort of life crisis. I also need to masturbate before the Mrs. comes home from work. Looks like I'm having a masti-cry before she gets back again.
by Careless1 March 5, 2015

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!
~silence~
My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!
~silence~
by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

A cry break is a break you take to cry to management when a coworker hurts your feelings by refusing to do your job for you.
by Green 48 March 19, 2025

by Fakeville May 5, 2019

Cry Baby Powers are a type of psychic Superpowers used in the movie: K-12
Known Users: Crybaby, Angelita, Celeste, Magnolia, Fleur, Ben, Lilith
Known Users: Crybaby, Angelita, Celeste, Magnolia, Fleur, Ben, Lilith
by DaddyChimedInGoForTheThroat September 16, 2021

by Amme nna February 21, 2024
