Crotch Crumping

when two females rub together their crotches vigorously.

Courtney: Hey do you want to do some Crotch Crumping?
Emily: Sure, I would love too.

by CaCaCaCassie February 14, 2013

Tinder Crotch

Any venereal disease or sexually transmitted disease acquired on people who met on Tinder.

"That skank I met on Tinder gave me Tinder Crotch."

by Benignjamin February 19, 2017

Vomit Crotch

What your crotch smells like after receiving oral from a drunk hooker who couldn't hold it down.

I picked up a drunk hooker, but she threw up while giving me head. Now I have vomit crotch.

by Omgwtfbbq2008 March 07, 2019

Crotch Grits

The cheesy white substance that accumulates
Between the vaginal folds. However, depending on one's bathing habits, the substance has the potential to be variations of white and or consistency.

"Oh my god...that vag is so rank she's got crotch grits"

by Naughtynurse0813 September 04, 2015

Crotch WaterFall

The Act of rubbing sexual organs together while under the shower head

Baby lets go do the "crotch waterfall" thing

by sap302 March 01, 2011

Crotch Rocket

Crotch Rocket is in most terms a small version of a sports bike. Although it's also a action that happens during sexual intercourse. It's when the female/male constantly/periodically queefs/farts on the partner they are with during intercourse. It was named that from the motorbike esque sounds.

Bro! She was on top riding me and I was really beating up those guts then she started queefing on me every time i stroked into her. She just kept on rumbling. Most definitely was my Crotch Rocket for the night I swear. Can't wait to see that motorbike again

by xRAzorxDicex September 13, 2017

Crotch Rocket

When a male is about to cum he goes into a fetal position and quickly get out of the position and jump in the air and shoot the supermarket in a designated area

Dude I did a crotch rocket last night and I passed out

by ToastedRoadster February 12, 2017