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zombie on crack

whta the hcek!!!1! thta is a firckign zimobe no carck!!1!1!1!!1!!!!11!
zombie on crack: im an zombie on crack
8 year old: butt crack hahaha
zombie on crack: brains
8 year old: ahhh im gonna brains eaten
zombie on crack: makes 8 year olds brain gourmet and then eats it with table utensils
by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 10, 2023
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corals on the crack

The act of performing Analingus and chewing tiny holes through the skin around the outer ring of the Anal cavity prior to having Anal sex. Pleasure pain. Extreme Analingus.
My bae asked me if I had any sexual fantasies! And I said "I want to give you Corals on the crack and finish with a rusty trombone."
by WOODKUSH May 23, 2016
mugGet the corals on the crackmug.

crack-a-mare

A difficult person who is too much hard work, particularly a woman.
"That girl is being such a pain in my ass - she's a right crack-a-mare!"
by tommorgancat May 14, 2014
mugGet the crack-a-maremug.

Ass be cracking

When a fellow person is bent over and his or her shirt is too far up as well as their pants are too far down. Therefore showing posterior crackage complete with a living bear of fur in between said buttocks
by hairycatterpilar April 7, 2013
mugGet the Ass be crackingmug.

crack chariot

A crack chariot is a bicycle (often in poor condition) with a connected "trunk" (a wagon, baby carrier, or other similar device) that is used to transport material that is either stolen, picked from the garbage, or is in transit to be sold or traded for drugs. These can be seen year round, in any climate.
That crack chariot seems to be handling the snow pretty well this winter, despite the large speaker hanging out the back.
by ncognito January 25, 2017
mugGet the crack chariotmug.

Cactus Cracked

Anal sex without lubricant. Akin to getting your rectum violated by a long, skinny canctus.
He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.

I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
mugGet the Cactus Crackedmug.

Crack Chicken

A recipe involving chicken breasts slow cooked in Ranch dressing. Also popularly done in pressure cookers.
I came home to a crock pot of crack chicken for dinner.
by DundasDict January 25, 2018
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