it was that day that it happened.it was an ordinary day and i had just woke up so my vision was still blurry.i could just make out the outline of a woman and my dick.as my vision got better i saw that it was my mom,charlie.she hopped on top of me and landed on my dick,which was rock solid.she was moving so fast that i didn't know what she was doing until i felt my dick slip in her tight,warm,juicy and hairy pussy.we then had the biggest orgasms of our lives. after that moment my mom got pregnant with my son and since that day i hadn't thought about washing my dick.she pulled my pants down and as she rolled back my foreskin she said your dick stinks.it was then that my worst nightmare happened two men came through my wall. one said always swallow with a smile and the other said cracking cheese i see. i then fainted then woke up in my bed. it turned out i had a wet dream but i remembered this always swallow with a smile and cracking cheese i see.
the end
the end
by charlie jayne January 1, 2018
I was hitting that shot from behind last night but with each pump all I got was whiffs of crack cheese.
Rachel’s ass smells of crack cheese when she gets home from soccer practice.
Rachel’s ass smells of crack cheese when she gets home from soccer practice.
by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018
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by monke drip boi January 24, 2022
The collection of greasy cheese-like material in the upper part of an ass crack, caused by sweating and/or poor hygiene.
by lunarcoyote August 12, 2005
"I'm not touching the crack cheese I won't stop."
"No one bring crack cheese or I will kick your ass."
Me: "Why is it called crack cheese?
Cousin: "Try it."
Me: "Well I usually don't like cheese but alright."
*5 seconds later*
"I understand."
"No one bring crack cheese or I will kick your ass."
Me: "Why is it called crack cheese?
Cousin: "Try it."
Me: "Well I usually don't like cheese but alright."
*5 seconds later*
"I understand."
by FlametheSeraph December 3, 2019
by poopman167 May 2, 2021