The Double Blumpkin Pie Sandwich With A Coconut Surprise

The Act of creating two Blumpkin Pie's; then using said pies to create a sandwich for the woman to eat, while you prepare the coconut for the Coconut Surprise

Bro your sister is insane. I came home and found your brother performing The Double Blumpkin Pie Sandwich With A Coconut Surprise on her. I can't believe she just sat there and ate it! I was so excited when your dad walked in with the coconut.

by Xpenix99 June 12, 2020

coconut head

A creature which is half human, half coconut.

Andy C is an example of a coconut head. =D

by JGibbins October 1, 2007

colonel sandurz

The nerdy-looking colonel that is always by the side of Lord Helmet.

1) Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
2) Ludicrous Speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it.
3) Colonel Sandurz: That's much too early. Prepare to fast-forward!
Video Operator: Preparing to fast-forward!
Colonel Sandurz: Fast-forward!
Video Operator: Fast-forwarding, sir!

by Sierra Bravo August 14, 2005

Colonel Crunch

A sex move where the male, out of nowhere, yells "Colonel Crunch!" He then punches the woman in the face, and jizzes in her ear.

I yelled "Colonel Crunch, Bitch!" and she had an orgasm.

by ReesieCup September 8, 2009

Colon snake

When your colon is completely engorged with poo and when you take a dump, it coils up like a snake in the toilet waiting to strike.

While I was taking a dump, I looked down and a colon snake was staring back at me while hissing. I flushed it quickly so that it wouldn't bite my balls.

by FlamelordX February 4, 2010

Coconut Nut

Only Filipino people will understand.

Da coconut nut is a giant nut
If you eat it you will get very FAT.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover March 1, 2022

Crunched Colon

You take your index finger and place it on the northern region of your anus. Then you take your thumb and place it on the southern region of your anus. Once they are placed, you slightly push in and squeeze your index finger and thumb together, giving your anus a winking effect.

So this guy passed out at a party and when they woke him up, he opened his eyes and there was this other guy standing over him showing him a "Crunched Colon."

The guy who was asleep was highly upset and tried to punch the guy doing the "Crunched Colon." The guy doing the "Crunched Colon" retaliated and shit while he was squinting his anus! It was a mess!!!

by Lil lil nig May 5, 2009