Catcher’s mitt

Tricking someone with a handjob instead of penetration without their knowledge

I thought I was fucking her in the arse but she was giving me the catcher’s mitt

by Floppy1975 August 24, 2019

Catch 22

A phase used to describe a unwinnable problem. Where you can't win without all ready losing.

Guy1: I want to get out of this what do i need to do?
Guy2: You have to be mentally ill.
Guy1: I'm mentally ill, take me off!
Guy2: Your clearly not because you want off.
Guy1: Well Guy3 is clearly mentally ill, will you take him off?
Guy2: Yep but he has to ask me but that would mean that he's not mentally ill.
Guy1: Its a Catch 22!
Guy2: Exactly.

by V The Trap November 11, 2020

Cotchin

The useless piece of skin that hangs off the end of an uncircumcised penis.

“My cotchin is sore. It might be infected.”

by Tsarchasm5 April 15, 2023

cow catch

a grill on the front of a vehicle, typically a train, intended to push objects (esp. livestock) out of the way

The cow catch knocked the protester off the train tracks.

by tdlier June 17, 2009

Facebook Cotching

When a friend is unresponsive to facebook chats or messages even though they're are online and available.

Who you chatting to?
insert name,
What s/he saying?
Nothing, unresponsive idle chit chat

s/he just facebook cotching man.

by fx501 August 1, 2010

Baby Catcher

A midwife, a person who delivers babies. Based off Peggy Vincent's book Baby Catcher.

Joe - So you are pregnant?
Mary - Yeah, hoping to get a good baby catcher to deliver my baby.

by Originalized November 7, 2011

MBA Catch Phrase Bingo

MBA Catch Phrase Bingo - A series of canned phrases, used by bosses to deflect questions and sound smarter than everyone. Done properly it’s like a magic trick that confuses the masses into thinking the boss answered the question when he didn’t.

Carl: Hey Kyle, Did Lance explain what’s going on with the layoffs during the staff meeting?

Kyle: I asked him and he wouldn’t answer it directly. He decided to play MBA catch phrase bingo with us instead.

He said, “At the end of the day”, “right-size it” and something about “squaring the circle.” No one knows what the fuck just happened in there.

by P-Biddy December 22, 2018