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Crotch call

A cell phone accidentally dialing a number while in the front pocket of pants; similar to the 'butt call'; usually occurs in men's pants unless they're wearing skinny jeans; often accompanied with the sounds of jingling keys or coins.
Either he's speaking an alien clicking language or he just crotch called me walking with keys in his pocket.
by buddhaquaker April 5, 2017
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gouda crotch

When ones groin area sweats to the point of smelling cheesy.
After my 3 mile jog, the waft of my walk shared my Gouda crotch with all.
by Wise Beat April 14, 2017
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Crotch Rocket

Crotch Rocket is in most terms a small version of a sports bike. Although it's also a action that happens during sexual intercourse. It's when the female/male constantly/periodically queefs/farts on the partner they are with during intercourse. It was named that from the motorbike esque sounds.
Bro! She was on top riding me and I was really beating up those guts then she started queefing on me every time i stroked into her. She just kept on rumbling. Most definitely was my Crotch Rocket for the night I swear. Can't wait to see that motorbike again
by xRAzorxDicex September 12, 2017
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Crotch melting

something so good it could literally melt ones crotch
I mean the D850 is the cats ass ...the colour, saturation ....this camera is crotch melting.
by opalfroot September 17, 2017
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crotch trap

When you get your dick stuck in tge zipper
by Crotch October 17, 2017
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Crotch corn

When food falls in your lap, crotch, or under your butt. Does not have to be corn, but is already referred as Crotch corn.
"Sally is a messy eater, but at least she eats all her crotch corn. "
by NOTME Or is it March 1, 2018
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Crotch Rocket

When a male is about to cum he goes into a fetal position and quickly get out of the position and jump in the air and shoot the supermarket in a designated area
Dude I did a crotch rocket last night and I passed out
by ToastedRoadster February 12, 2017
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