Beef Smoker

One Who Places Their Mouth Around The Male Penis. Typical To HomoSexuals, see turd burgalar, or shit fucker.

"Damnit Harry, Just Because We Are In Prison Doesn't Mean You Have To Be A Beef Smoker !". "Take You'r Mouth Off Of My Dick".

by Clemattis November 26, 2003

beef quiche

The result of digestion. ie: the brown excrement that is evacuated from the anus once or twice a day (if you're functioning correctly). Called so due to it's quiche-like consistancy, with many broken up pieces of random substance.

"Holy fuck Mark, I really need to lay a beef quiche. Is there anywhere I can back one out, otherwise I may just have to give you a hot carl!"

by Mule July 24, 2008

BeefCheeks

When a girl's butt looks like too big slabs of beef.

YO Becky got that Beefcheek game strong.

Man i just wanna go diggin in Jenny's beefcheeks.

Yo that girl that explicit beefcheeks!

by IHEARTBUTTS August 23, 2015

roast beef with sauerkraut

A woman with a very loose vagina and a massive gray bush. Add much needed man juices to make a ruben.

Do that was one fucked up roast beef with sauerkraut I ate last night!!!

by quil bomber April 19, 2008

Steppin on my beef

(verb) Doin someones woman, or physically interacting with them in a sexual manner.

Dude, if your steppin on my beef, im a pop a cap in yo ass.

by A. Mysta July 30, 2008

bagels and roast beef

1.) in reference to an old woman's crotchial region.
2.) an elderly woman's cellulite asscheeks and old vagina lips.

damn -- Grandpa had some straight up bagels and roast beef last night!

by ohhcheese July 16, 2006

Here's the beef!

In 1984, after the popularity of Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers skyrocketed thanks to the runaway success of it's 1983 TV commercial, which featured actress Claire Pellar asking the question "Where's the beef?", some men started sporting T-shirts that answered that question with the remark "Here's the beef!" as a joke.

When I was at a donkey basketball game I saw a man wearing a purple T-shirt that said in big letters "Here's the beef!".

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 25, 2008