Brandon King

do not accede on shit he does or have done and perpetuate to fucking do people relish he will revolt anyone in every way possible see him no more than a incalculably narcissistic sphincter and a revolting monotonous solitaire playing derelict whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. He is the true definition of a fuck boy.

Brandon likes beating on women and love to have complete utterly control of everyone surrounding him. Dont be a Brandon king.

by DG King January 4, 2020

Brandon

the trashiest guy in the world. will 100% break your heart.

Brandon is an absolute jerk. I hope he rots.

by keroppi luvs u September 30, 2020

Brandon Jose

Brandon is a pretty damn cool guy and is a top-notch osu player, he is a extremely sophisticated and talented mathematician,
He takes much pride in his minecraft worlds by always keeping them spick and span! He also has a humongous forehead, he is very bad at cooking and once set my house on fire

Have you seen Brandon Jose play osu?
YEAH BRANDON JOSE IS SUPER GOOD AT OSU

by Iamprettydamncool December 4, 2021

Alternate Diego Brando

Someone who won steel ball run by using ZA WARUDO and used to be a Dinosaur

Alternate Diego Brando: ZA WARUDO! Stop time!

Johnny Joestar: did dio brando revive or what

by Jojofan29200 January 14, 2021

Brandon

Often referred to as a bad B.M. It's the process of running to the toilet, taking a monstrous dump and missing the toilet bowl. The term originated in England in the 14th century when there was a nobleman named Sir Brandon Morris who was noted for taking monstrous dumps in public places for all to see.

Man, I just ran to the can and dropped a Brandon Morris. If the janitor discovers who did it, he’ll kill me.

by jameshmc November 10, 2008

Brandon

A young hot boy who dances for older girls and has many "cougars".

Karissa and Caitlin are Brandon's cougars and expect him to dance for them.

by cougar1 February 5, 2010

Brandon

Brandons are white furry creatures, almost neon white. He lurks around for beagle licking's attention 24/7. They like to flex their small micro sized muscles while around the ladies. If you see a Brandon, you'll notice his tall linky looking buddy.......and a beagle. He likes to lick his mom's clit until it turns into a crusty rasin in his mouth.

" hey brandon & dakota....& beagle, do you want a rasin?"

by nootlicker April 15, 2013