Detroit Blindfold

The act of getting head and as soon as you are about to ejaculate on the girl/guys face and you droop your scrotum over their eyes so they can't see.

I couldn't see because he gave me a Detroit Blindfold.

by jkilla5053 November 27, 2009

Blind fire

When having to pee in a blacked out bathroom when the electricity is cut at the middle of the night or simply the light bulb in the room has burst.

When i didn't pay my electric bill, the power in the house was cut at 10:00 pm where I has to blind fire in the bathroom but I was no where near the toilet and urinated on my Nike sneakers.

by panda-coach ricky November 26, 2009

food blender

A common sex position in which a couple engages in sexual intercourse immediately after having a full meal. Often done unintentionally, but sometimes done with malicious intent. Usually followed by an unwarranted amount of bodily fluids.

Guy: "Hey babe, I know you just ate an entire pizza, but I really want to try out the food blender right now. It sounds pretty kinky, ya know?"

*Post-intercourse*

Girl: "BLAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHRHFRHGHFSSFDSFHGFH"

by Mr. Cowper September 8, 2009

blindfolded double reverse stranger

Similar to the Stranger, reverse stranger and the double reverse stranger, however, after proceeding to numb you penis and hand you then blindfold yourself in order to imagine someone jerking off.

I could not manage to pull of the blindfolded double reverse stranger becuase i questioned myself too much.

by Andy Langberg September 2, 2006

Blind Dirty Sanchez

An enhancement to the disputed Dirty Sanchez and one-eyed dirty sanchez.
A male, after engaging in anal sex with a lass wipes his dirtied cock across the top of her upper lip to create the dirty sanchez and then cums in both her eyes.

It was mi birthday so she said we could be as dirty as I wanted so I banged her up borough and just when I was about to unload I pulled out and tried to get her to blow me. She didn't like it though so I just blew mi stack on her face :) But then she started yellin so I turned on the light and there she was squinting at me with a blind dirty sanchez!

by Dirty Fuzz October 29, 2007

blinded by the light

having the need to make a very messy bowel movement (revved up like a deuce)

oh man, i had some bad Mexican food last night, and now I'm blinded by the light!

by halo6819 May 1, 2010

blind

The state george bush draws people into. The majority of americans' perspective of reality. Someone who has no remorse in killing another human. Someone addicted to life and mind altering substances. Someone who believes the world is a better place with the USA in control.

it's a shame you are so blind, which is leading you to not being able to understand things. Blind is a simple mind!

by kay February 12, 2005