Blanket Bake

Smoking an excessive amount of marijuana underneath a held down blanket creating a hotbox effect.

Guy 1: Last night I got really high in my bed
Guy 2: Really? How?
Guy 1: I blanket baked. All the smoke was chilling right by my face.
Guy 2: Damn, that must have been an insane hotbox.

by LilErt May 27, 2018

Easy Bake Hoe

Easy Bake Hoe is a female that you tried to turn into a house wife that just can't cook shit. The only thing she knows how to cook is things that can go in a microwave or easy bake oven. Never try to turn a hoe into a housewife, it just won't work and you end up with a Easy Bake Hoe and starving.

Cheyanna is a Easy Bake Hoe she can't even cook macaroni.

I'm hungry and can't go home to a nice cooked meal, cause I married a Easy Bake Hoe.

by Ambizness June 12, 2018

Miss Bakari

A teacher that works in Bridge Academy.
She has no teaching degree and is a refugee that sneaked into this country and lied on her job application. She also looks like the Pokemon Bulbasaur.

Miss Bakari is Balbasaur and she is “On Crack”

by RUJenny July 4, 2019

Flake and Bake

When you have a stoner friend who flakes out on you to go get stoned by themselves or with other stoners.

We were going to hang out but he'll probably just flake and bake... again.

by philia summer February 18, 2012

Bush's Baked Beans

Bush's baked beans is a brand of canned beans that are considered by many as the best brand of canned beans on the market right now.

Friend 1: What kind of beans should we get for the sacrifice?
Friend 2: Bush's baked beans, they are the best.

by person3456789 February 27, 2020

Baked

Not only high but high and lazy as all hell. Baked is where you are too tired to fucking get off of your couch, whereas usually high means you can still function.

Dude I am so fucking baked as I am writing this.

by TetrisHydraCanofbeanoil March 22, 2009

Baher

-a synonym used to refer to someone as awesome, genius , and funny as fuck could be

-coolest fucker you will ever hang out with

maybe used to describe someone's personality

e.g That guy is so baherish.

- My boyfriend is so awesome he's almost baher.!

Did you see the new guy at school ?

- Yeah he's so Baher

by thecoolestfucker January 4, 2013