André

Oh god is he stupid. Normally, Ines likes him but Ines is too ugly and André will not like her back. André normally has lots of ex’es. At last he probably settles on a girl named Yannis. He will do anything and give anything to get his love. He is very rich too. He spends a crap ton of money daily and if you ever see him date girls, the girls are usually gold diggers. He’s very violent when peeps piss his girl. Swears a lot too.

Below is a gif showing a angry André.

André dumped another girl this weekend. It brings the yearly total up to 176 girls dumped!

by Feeo October 29, 2019

Andreoli

To drink enough wine and/or beer until you are severely intoxicated and then drive home.

To lack normal intelligence.

Last night I got freakin Andreolied on the falanghina.

That Dog ate my freakin mortadella sandwich...what an Andreoli.

I am in the doghouse at home because I came home Andreolied last night and my wife is pissed.

by Doppio V November 18, 2011

Andre

A guy who falls in love with a new girl every five seconds but gets friendzoned every time.

He's a total Andre he likes a new girl every week.

by Blackey chan September 5, 2016

Andres

A white ass Mexican with a perm. He usually wears glasses and he runs a mediocre meme page. He got some tik tok clout but not much. He can't talk to girls no matter the circumstances and he usually listens to trash ass ranchera music.

Dude 1: Yo did you see Andres's spotify playlist?

Dude 2: Yeah bro it's just trash Mexican music

by Onmealinaday April 20, 2020

andre

DUMB FUCKING STUPID WHORE who always feels himself and his ego is way bigger than his penis no one ever knows why his face is sooo ugly, fuck him, and fuck his brother who is way sexier than him🥰🥰🥰 MMmmmMmm well andre btw just so you know your ugly

is andre cool? HELL TO THE FUCK NO BITCH ANDRE IS NOT COOL.

that kid’s penis is so small his name must be Andre.

by periodt poohbear October 5, 2019

andreea

girlfriend of Emi a.k.a Bones

Andreea: I love you
Emi: I don't give a fuck

by Ipati Delia January 13, 2008

andreisgay

a person who changes their friends facebook status without that friends knowledge.

AGHHH! TIM! i cant believe that you andreisgay'd my status!

i am not gay! now everyone on facebook thinks i am!

by gnarlyyyyy November 18, 2009