Ageism 

Discrimination based on people's age, usually targeted towards teenagers or older adults.

"Bro, we're going to have a road trip in 2 days."
"Can grandpa go?"
"No, he's too old for that kind of stuff."
"That was some pure ageism."

Ageism by thedavetime159 April 8, 2021

Double Agent Troll 

A Double Agent Troll is a troll who has two accounts for a community. These DA(double agent) Trolls will use one account to get to know the community. Participate in friendly debates. They are just regular members.

The other account is for trolling purposes only. Depending on the Troll themselves, they may use the Troll Account to add an opposite opinion to the Normal Account. But mostly they make rude comments to cause drama.

Man: Dude I was on this forum and I was Double Agent Trolling. It was hillarious.

Man2: I know its hillarious being a complete ass and then going on your other account to act the victim and flame yourself.

Double Agent Troll by Unit7 May 10, 2009

Agent Smith 

1. (adj.)A real hard-nosed badass
2. (adj.) A 'suit' - someone who dresses in a black suit on a regular basis
3. (adj. plural) A collection of black-suited clones that gather together ie: On the train, at work, in a Starbucks, on a sidewalk.

1. That Agent Smith of a copper bloody took my bag away! It was only enough to roll one!
2. That Agent Smith over there is looking at you. Pity about the sunglasses.
3. Look at those bloody Agent Smiths walking into work. Good thing I'm on the dole.

Agent Smith by Kelley December 10, 2003

Agent 47 

A genetically modified clone, created by a crazy ex-French Legionare named Dr. Ort-Meyer. Agent 47, often refered to as Mr. 47, or just 47, later killed his five 'fathers', who provided DNA to Ort-Meyer. 47 was trained from a young age in the skills of assassination, stealth, and firearms. He uses these skills to perform assassanations for the ICA, an assassination firm. 47 is quite strong, and can take several shots to the torso before incapacation. He has been betrayed and munipilated many times, and as a result, his trust and faith in others has been almost destroyed. 47 remains calm, even in a shoot out. At one point in time, the ICA is almost completly wiped out, but Diana 'betrays' 47, and presumably kills him, and arranges for a rival assassination agency to have his corpse destroyed. But it's revealed that Diana did not kill 47, and 47 'rises from the dead' and kills the rival assassin agency's leader. 47 appears to be asexual. Agent 47 has been in four video games (soon to be five), and one movie.

Agent 47 performed yet another perfect hit.

OR

Agent 47 does not like girls. I think he's afraid of cooties.

Agent 47 by Comrade 47 March 1, 2008

Agent Smith 

Any employee who acts as management's lackey. They will relay any criticisms you utter of management to them, keep a close eye on what you're up to and act to break up any threat to the establishment within any organization.

We really shouldn't be talking about what an ass the manager is around Sarah, she's an Agent Smith.

Agent Smith by great success January 15, 2011

ordering agency 

the ability to order something on the menu by one's own volition, without input from anybody else.

Waitress: "So, what will it be, Sid?"

Sid: "I'll let Mikey order first."

Mikey: "The Chicken Fried Rice"

Sid: "Yeah, one of that for me too."

Mikey: "You have no ordering agency..."

ordering agency by srav May 5, 2009

The Agents

The Agents are a big federal organization which hunts down outlaws and paranoid teenagers or adults

For a normal and sober person they are fictional or blend in very well in our world but actually they are rouge creations made by the ushevite

The only real way to know if the agents are hunting you is to be tripping balls. When you finally see them it is common to experience intense panic or paranoia for a few seconds, thinking that they will bust yo ass but this symptom can be easily avoided if you rush to a safe house
If you start to see The Agents even when you are completely sober it is likely that you suffer from the agent disease which can lead to non-stop paranoia, fear, nausea or the feeling to be non-stop high so you can sense the agents from a larger radius

Doro: I am hungry wanna go grab something to eat?
Mario: Nah bro I think that the agents are coming for me I'm going home

The Agents by Bradorko March 24, 2019