After Shits

After you shit and get a good clean ass. an hour later you notice some after shit in your ass.

It seem like every time I shit...I have to wipe my ass again an hour later because of After Shits

by Slick Witmore May 9, 2018

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After-thot

1. A person that is so much of a hoe that they have upgraded from thot status.

2. When you come to the realization that a person you were interested in a moment ago was terrible ideal after you rethought about it.

Bruh, that chick is an after-thot

by Corrust May 10, 2018

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After Nut

Having sperm leak from your dick after previously nutting

After masturbating, Jimmy received an after nut.

by DaddySkolas May 12, 2018

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After Fap Drip

When you thought it would be a good idea to wank in your bed now you gotta run to the bathroom to clean up.

Person 1: Dude I'm grounded for a week!!
Person 2: Wow. How come?
Person 1: I got caught with cum on the carpet from my After Fap Drip

by BarackObamaIsFromKenya August 27, 2018

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After-shit

After-shit is piss, toilet water, or any other bodily fluids that either splash up onto your butthole or the even more disgusting, that you sit on when having a Shit baby or accidentally sitting on a toilet seat after some other ass hat had a Shit baby and didn't clean it up.

Ryan: "SHIT!"
Kevin, in another stall: "Ryan?"
Ryan: "I just sat down without looking first and now there's After-shit all over my ass."
Kevin: "Ryan what the fuck have I told you. TMI."

by monkey with a type-writer June 5, 2018

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Afterburner

When you have anal sex(raw dog) with your partner on jalapeño taco night and you get a jalapeño seed in your pee hole.

After we had sex last my dick is on fire like I lit an afterburner

by Me. Mullet July 22, 2019

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After Hours

1. can refer to a feeling of depression, sadness, heartbreak,etc after 1:00 or 2:00 AM.
2. the 4th Studio Album released by Canadian R&B singer The Weeknd.

1. Yo why tf so I feel so sad?
it’s because you have an After Hours.
2.Yo, do you have After Hours?
Hell yeah, absolute banger.

by Donan (Arsenal Tryhard) August 14, 2021

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