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Black Hammer

Nick named used for your man when he WORKS HARD
A man that works hard for his family but works even harder when he's making love to his woman..
Knick name used when your man is glued to his video game after a hard days work...
Knick name used when

ITS MR. NAAAASTY TIME!!!
I want to play with

BLACK HAMMER tonight baby!
by Mrs.Hammer December 20, 2016
mugGet the Black Hammermug.

Hammer and Iron

A lesbian couple consisting of a larger, beefier woman labelled as the "hammer". She will be partnered by a more petit, slimmer women labelled as the iron.

Hammer, because she looks like she would be the one to do the DIY around the house. She could also probably pack a punch. Stereotyped by their short (or shaven) hair, butchness and work boots.

Iron, because she will be the one who does the housework (e.g. the ironing), whilst the hammer retiles the roof. She will probably be the more attractive woman in the relationship.
Anon 1: Went round to Sandra and Joans house yesterday. I tell you what Sandra's definately the hammer and Joan the iron, in that relationship.

Anon 2: How could you tell?

Anon 1: Sandra was wearing dungarees and Dr Martens fitting in an extention at the back of the house, whilst Joan washed the dishes.

Anon 2: Stereotypical Hammer and Iron relationship that.
by OndaLash July 24, 2011
mugGet the Hammer and Ironmug.

hammer handle

a massive shit, of the type that makes a loud banging noise when it pinches off and hits the bottom of the bowl
Oh god... no more venison steaks. I just dropped a fuckin' hammer handle!
by your mom September 8, 2003
mugGet the hammer handlemug.

crotch hammer

A very large penis; one that is greater than 7" long.
by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003
mugGet the crotch hammermug.

Moon Hammer

A wooden hammer invented by Al Gore in the mid 1800s (shortly after inventing the internet), and intended for crushing moon rocks to release their telekinetic crystals. The hammer is identified by a megaphonesque shaped head and bulbous handle, and made completely out of White Pine, which is impervious to the moon rocks' forcefield. While Al Gore never was able to conclusively prove that the hammer functioned as intended, he has long used it to "bust cabinet members balls," and claims it is the original Gavel of Justice.
Don't make me break out my Moon Hammer.
by YouKnowItBe T February 18, 2010
mugGet the Moon Hammermug.

The romanian hammer

The act or acts of punishing a young Romanian prostitute with fierce hammering blows to the groin. Usually perpetrated by a young white male tourist featuring a prominent bald spot.
by Long Beach Raider March 28, 2009
mugGet the The romanian hammermug.

Zap hammer

T shaped machine gun, usually an uzi or mac
Zap is also used for short
I'm in the cadillac smashing with the zap hammer on my lap, that what i call car insurance.
by Jizzo Fortanel July 20, 2009
mugGet the Zap hammermug.

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