Planter's Peanut Worts

Planter's Peanut Worts is now recognized as an extremely rare infectious stage of health disorder found amongst peanut plantation slumlord Masters from the State of Georgia.

Former President Jimmy Carter was removed from his local Habitat for Humanities health care facility to his dry roasting house for home hospice because of Planter's Peanut Worts. A local non-union brain surgeon will attempt to remove his peanut if not put up to bid soon.

by [e-mail] February 20, 2023

A Classroom’s Worth

Around 25-32 people or things of the same sort or in the same setting

I’d say there’s about a classroom’s worth of skittles in there

by TheNeonThunder December 18, 2022

Was it worth it?

You're right Eric! That IS what I'm going to say! 937? Hey, isn't that bald guy the guy that was crying like a bitch about his viewers telling him to kill himself? 'YoU dOn'T kNoW wHaT pEoPlE aRe GoInG tHrOuGh WhEn YoU sAy ThAt!' Or something?

Hym "Was it worth it? I mean. I'm going to get the credit and every red cent I am owed but really. You did that. Not me. You're not saving women. You're not protecting kids. No lessons were learned. You want me to be worse than you and I'm not. I'm better. And not You're trying to abscond with the evidence that I'm better at the cost of 937 lives. I think it should cost more than that. I think you got one hell of a deal! So... Give me my money, bitch."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2024

know your worth

Some phrase insecure girls use

instagram story: remember girlies know your worth.

Viewer: Hookay buddy whatever makes your period less harder

by girliepoop July 7, 2024

kou's net worth

his net worth -10000000 lol stoopid ;P

"Wow ur net worth is a kou's net worth lol its so bad"

by elisb4cool21 February 17, 2025

A fist in the bush is worth two in the cradle

The medical phenomenon of a woman gaining the ability of being able to bear and give birth to twins after being fisted. It is widely accepted in medical circles that woman who have not been fisted previously cannot fall pregnant with twins

"Did you hear Sophie had twins?" "well u know what they say a fist in the bush is worth two in the cradle".

by Learners scholar August 10, 2017

If The Kebab Is Good It’s Worth it

This is a saying used to describe not just kebab, but any choice in life that may be questionable, and is still worth it to do regardless of the consequence.

That kebab looks so good! It may give us food poisoning… but if the kebab is good it’s worth it!

by Harmonicole May 24, 2023