work wank

2 conceivable scenarios

1) You’ve actually managed to ‘finish the internet’, so that desperate for something to do you think ‘fuck it, I’ll go for a wank’

2) You’ve got a hangover which would maim an elephant. You’ve just taken a dump who’s splash back made New Orleans look like a puddle. You really can’t face the 15 second walk back to your desk…. So you think ‘fuck it, I’ll have a wank’. Oh, and The release of endorphins cure the headache.

Jesus if I sit here any longer listening to that useless cunt jabbering on her mobile I think I might break something.

I'm going for a work wank.

by Disco October 21, 2005

course work

the bane off all Yr 9's 10's and 11's
it is bollocks if you try and put it off for the night b4 it has to be in but you r always planning to do somthin the night you were going to do it!!!!

wellacre technology college has shit course work!!!!!!!!!!!!

by god May 14, 2003

paper work

the act of wiping your ass

"after i drop the kids off at the pool, i have to stop by the office and do some paper work"

by shwern May 6, 2006

rusty work boot

A kick to the vagina while the female is currently having her periord or on the "rag" if you will.

"That bitch was pissing me off so I gave her a rusty work boot."

by Birdo McGee May 2, 2006

clock work

to be money making all the time...

"get on the grind like clock work"

by munkz April 30, 2006

Wonky Eye

A deformation of the Eye, where one looks at you and the other in a competely different direction causing the observer to feel physically nausiated. It is especially common in people from small towns such as Cargo, NSW.

Are you looking at me? I can't tell because of your Wonky Eye

by ap121 November 26, 2010

Wooky

A female Marine is referred to as a "Wooky" because of their hair. Often incapable of doing any arduous task assigned to them. Obtains uncanny ability to pick up rank quickly, also has exceptional proficiency and conduct marks on a regular basis.

Dude, look at that disgusting wooky! How did she get Staff Sergeant in three years?!

by Nasty Nigga Nate December 16, 2011