wanket

A blanket, towel or other cloth a guy uses to masturbate, either for clean-up or sexual stimulation.

I had a wanket as early as 13-years-old.

by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

Christmas Wanker

Someone who rejects Christmas and refuses to have fun just because it is Christmas. They will not allow decorations in an office environment for some poor reason like "it makes the place look untidy".

"Our boss is such a Christmas Wanker, he won't let us put a tree up."

by Stege December 7, 2011

Fashionable Wanker

A male, typically between the ages of 16-24 who likes to think they are the best. They would most probably have the hottest girlfriend and walk around like they are a God... Likes to think they dress very well.

"Hey, do you know Ella's brother?"

"Yeah, he's a bit of a fashionable wanker"

by Michael Clifford's girlfriend June 22, 2013

sunset wanker

A person who always has to take pictures of the sunset and ejaculates at seeing the sunset

"Hey it's nearly sunset I need to get my tripod out"

"Sunset wanker"

by L@ndo August 5, 2014

Briefcase Wanker

A person, who is socially awkward, posh and arrives on there first day of a new school with a briefcase or they own a briefcase.

Bully: Briefcase Wanker
Briefcase Wanker: Ah yes, the bully of the school, your next jokes about me losing my virginity, well I lost it last night, ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister
Briefcase Wanker: You will in Nine Months.

by Mr.J.Nixon September 13, 2022

Minge-Bag Wanker

A person/side you hate. Similar to "Wanker" and "Bastard" or "Cunt".
Often used in British language.

"The Feds have got to much on me, way more than those minge-bag Wankers could ever dig up." - Hoxton, Payday 2

"Fuck, what are those Minge-Bag Wankers doing on the other side of the field!"

by Harambeisinourhearts August 18, 2017

Dr. Wankenstein's laboratory

Anywhere specific a man goes to "get the job done".

Oh, don't sit there, that's where Rob goes for Dr. Wankenstein's laboratory.

by Jake16888 May 22, 2013