Paddy Wagon Points

A scoring system for how attractive one's physique is.

Damn that paddy wagon is fine as hell, I rate it 8 paddy wagon points

by Paddy Wagon Don't Play December 28, 2021

Draggin Wagon

Large Tow Truck. The really big on that tows Big Rigs. Also referring to the vehicle used by the Military to haul Main Battle Tanks on flatbed trailers, which is where the term originated.

It’s gonna take a Draggin Wagon to get that guy out of here.

by VegasJD March 12, 2019

Pokè wagoner

Someone who hasn't watched Pokèmon growing up playing and dosen't know any type of Pokèmon, and yet they still play Pokèmon GO.

Dude, this girl is playing Pokémon GO, and she doesn't know what a Pikachu is. She is a Pokè wagoner.

by Bullard6311 August 12, 2016

Cunt Wagon

A stupid silly bitch that is worse than a karen

"Look at the fucking cunt Wagon roll"

by Unlucky_Tanuki October 5, 2025

Pussy Wagon

When you're hanging with good friends in your car.

Yo Gerald, let's take a pussy wagon to homecoming.

by Lil Transformer September 8, 2016

Wagon Pulling A Bunch of Dirt

Hideous, ugly, looking rotten

Guys be on zoom calls looking like a wagon pulling a bunch of dirt, wipe off the webcam, turn on a light, something!

by TimCook May 15, 2021

Scotties"e"wagon

A place where spanish, male prostitutes and post-adolescent virginity, go to die.

In July of 2010, on the sandy beaches of Long Island, Police found Pedro, 19, lying face down, in a pool of urine and blood, in scotties"e"wagon.

by hoss geller January 16, 2012