Dark Woke

term for a person—usually on the political left—who is socially progressive but unapologetically ruthless, sarcastic, and sharp-tongued when mocking opponents.

She’s not your typical activist—she’s dark woke. Her tweets make Ben Shapiro cry in the shower

by Krakentorpedo April 16, 2025

woke up dead

Slang. Did not wake up because they were dead. Clever reduction of too many words for our ADHD short attention spanned population.

Their children woke up dead.

by Cleverdetector November 18, 2023

Woke

Bullcrap

wokeness is bullcrap

by ANTIFAMAN2008 February 25, 2024

woke

That which conservatives don't like.

We must destroy the woke NHS so we can profit off of people's suffering.

by Deccers09 April 13, 2023

Woke

A term used usually by middle aged white men to describe blacks, homosexuals, feminist and jews.

I'm tired of all of this "woke" culture.

by thine1 November 13, 2022

Woke

An individual who has overly progressive views, particularly on topics such as race and gender.

You woke idiots are dipfucks. If countries like America and the UK become too ethnically diverse, then we will have no fucking culture! I'd rather if places like Scotland is a Scottish Majority because that way we will retain our Scottish Culture. I want Africa to be all Black, I want China to be all Chinese. I don't hate other races as you idiots claim, I just think individuality is important.

by UltimateDoge September 21, 2022

En woke

A state of being where one is aware of the various hypocrisies and double standards of contemporary society.

1. After attending her son's school play, Martha was so en woke that she felt the need to post a sarcastic tweet about how she had just seen the "best dramatic performance of the year".

2. After seeing all the celebrities posting about the need to be environmentally friendly, Randy decided to get en woke and posted a picture of himself with a reusable plastic straw and the hashtag #savetheplanet.

by anikaaaaa January 23, 2023