i look for silver while i lie in bed with gold

Not being content with what one has, searching for more.

Man I'm never happy with what I have, I look for silver while I lie in bed with gold.

by Darkturd November 21, 2017

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

Fail Whale

The logo of the microblogging service Twitter, displayed prominently on its error page signifying server overload. Fail Whale is a common occurrence.

I wanted to submit twits for this day, but all I got was a Fail Whale.

by TweenkPL April 7, 2009

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

Beluga Whale

Fat white woman or a group of fat women. Also known as a pool of fat white women. Beluga whales always roll in groups.

Billy: Damn, look at all them fat white girls.

Steve: Shit, those is some Beluga Whales. AKA B-Dubs.

Billy: Well them B-Dubs is lookin' at me like they wanna eat me.

Steve: They must be hungry.

by Kobe24Mamba February 14, 2012

Beluga Whale

Large Creatures to have evolved into feminists and try to mate at anti Trump rails with there screams of hate.

Man she's a big Beluga Whale I have never encountered one so up close, I was afraid she was going to accuse me of rape.

by @realEverardo October 3, 2017

whalecore

A genre used to describe Mastodon's 2004 concept album, Leviathan, which is based on the story of Moby Dick.

Frustrated that they were unable to fit the album into existing genres, fans of the band coined the term to point out the inherent humor in dedicating a full-length metal album to the topic of a whale. The album can be most accurately described as a mix of heavy metal, metalcore, and progressive metal.

whalecore:
Split your lungs with blood and thunder
When you see the white whale
Break your backs and crack your oars, men
If you wish to prevail

by unearth June 25, 2008