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who pissed in your coffee

When someone is in a particularly foul mood first thing in the morning. Many people will have a cup of coffee before anything else is taken care of. Therefore their coffee must have been pissed in to start their day off so badly.
Joe: "Hi Jack! Wonderful day isn't it?"
Jack: "Ah fuck yourself you fucking fuck!"
Joe: "Well who pissed in your coffee this morning asshole!"
by Jumpingrat March 29, 2007
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Why?

Why?
by funkypigeon100 March 3, 2017
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White Delight

What a White woman experiences after having sexual intercourse with men of other racial groups (black, asian, latino).

Because a white man's penis is too soft and useless without viagra and penis pump, a white woman will usually seek out non-white men for her sexual needs.
White woman: I need sex now!
White man: Just a sec honey *looks for penis pump and viagra pills*
White woman: Hurry up! I'm so wet its dripping down my thighs!
White man: just a moment hun!
-30 min later-
White man: ok it's up!

White woman: I'm going out, going to get some White Delight from the Asian studs at the gym.
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i see what you did there

A common turn of phrase on the internet, generally used as an expression of quiet, subdued admiration for one's wit. Especially appropriate after a particularly deft pun.
Person 1: You hear about that guy who stole all the plumbing fixtures from that house? He even took all the toilets. The police have nothing to go on.

Person 2: Heh. I see what you did there.
by TobyTheRobot July 28, 2007
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Instagram whore

1. One who posts way too many posts/pictures on the social media app of Instagram.

2. One who posts almost naked/comepletely naked pictures of themselves on Instagram
1. What the hell, Joe! Stop fucking posting ten pictures on Instagram every second!
2. Nikki keeps posting pictures of her half-naked. What an Instagram whore!
by Nah I'm Cool November 2, 2013
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who's joe

when someone say who's joe you have to respond "JOE MAMA"
the phrase joe in "JOE MAMA' acts as the word yo or your
Nigga: yo dude joe died from ligma
Retard: bruh who's joe
Nigga: JOE MAMA
Retard: *dies
by beaning gamer 71 September 10, 2019
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damn son where did you find this

The vocal sound effect used on trap songs that nobody will never find out who recorded it.
*Listens trap music*
-Oh, man there is the drop coming!
-"Damn son where did you find this?"
*Music drops*
by hardman May 8, 2015
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