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Mr. Smith Goes to Washington

"(You asked for a back rub), and that means... Mr. Smith Goes to Washington?" - Ray Romano, Everybody Loves Raymond
by Davidus February 22, 2005
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Washington Ice Cubes

The act of freezing male ejaculate into the form of an ice cube and then making someone add it to their drink
Becca loves having my Washington ice cubes in her coke!
by Micheal Moore January 1, 2008
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Washing the rabbit

What Dave likes to do rather than waterskiing
Me: Dave do you want to come waterskiing?
Dave: Sorry i cant im washing the rabbit.
by Toneee August 11, 2008
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Washingtonian

1) Someone from Washington.

2) A weird person who doesn't use an umbrella when there's clearly water falling out of the sky.

3) Someone who pronounces Oregon the WRONG way.

4) A person who thinks the world is coming to an end when it starts snowing.

5) A person who is technologically underdeveloped.
1) "I'm a Washingtonian."

2) "He got pneumonia from being in too much rain and died."
"Why wasn't he using an umbrella?"
"I don't know. He must be a Washingtonian."

3) WRONG way = Or-ee-gun
RIGHT way = Oh-ree-gahn

4) Me: "It's snowing!!!" *dances with joy*
Washingtonian: "Omg the world's coming to an end!!!! Everyone run for your lives!!!!"

5) "He died of heatstroke because he didn't have an air conditioner in his apartment."
"What kind of idiot doesn't have an air conditioner in their apartment when it's 115 outside?"
"I don't know; he must have been a Washingtonian. I hear they don't believe in air conditioning.
by Live.Love.Learn July 24, 2009
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gods waiting room

The death bed. Can also be known to reference a nursing home, the last stages of a Terri Shivoa, or any other situation that a human is put it and their death is certain.

None inflammitory.
Yeah man, my grandmother is in Gods waiting room.
Im sorry to hear that.
Thanks yo.
by QuickCheck April 17, 2006
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Washing theory

No matter washing powder you use, the clothes will always smell the same.
Woody always smells nice. Frosty's mum always stinks.
by Woody February 24, 2004
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washingtonism

to kill the presidents that already died.
"HE JUST FUCKED LINCOLN! he just committed washingtonism!"
by ktbadger January 6, 2008
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