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Vagina seeking missile 

A term referring to a mans penis. Mostly used from a mans point of view.
Tonight I'm firing my "Vagina seeking missile" at her!
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Vagina Egg

When you queef and the do a frontal followthrough

Looks like a Kinder Egg without the toy but with all the surprise
Becky: Hahaha Ive just queefed...........oh wait something else came out too

Sophie: Thats a vagina egg!!!
Vagina Egg by Miniman90320 August 6, 2011

Vagina joints 

The small rolls of toilet paper that fall out of a woman's pussy after wiping.
Hey, you left a bunch of Vagina Joints on the bathroom floor. What the fuck?
Vagina joints by PubMaksen October 20, 2012

vagina scab 

a child that you never wanted and only caused you troubles through out your life....
this vagina scab of mine is nothing but trouble i knew i should of put it up for adoption.
vagina scab by k0d3of0ville September 3, 2013

Vaginadrawal 

A penis's reaction to not getting some in a longer than usual amount of time.
Michael hasn't had sex in two weeks since he's away from Janae, his penis is going through vaginadrawal.
Vaginadrawal by Philosiferific October 2, 2013

vagina vine

The act of finding random ass head hair, stuck in the crevices of yo pussy.
ashlee: ewh, da fuq is dis

*yank*

ashlee: ahh my head hair, why da fuq dis in my pussy. mom why?
mom: I don't know... I just really don't know. maybe it's just a silly ole vagina vine!