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Manchester United

An advertising and merchandise team based in the North-West of England. Their rival is Manchester City but the difference is that Machester City is actually a football team. They spend their profits on ridiculously overpriced players in a football "club". Despite them, however, they are only 6th in the Premier League table (impressive, I must say). Their manager is the second most hated manager in the Premier League (Arsen Wenger as first). They eventually plan to kill football and steal every good player in the world for themselves. After that, they'll attempt world domination and build massive robots of mass destruction and wipe us all out. Goodbye world, it was good while it lasted...
Person A: "I'm quite sure Manchester United is more like a rich store nowadays.."
Manchester United: "Fuck you"
by HalloM8 June 25, 2017
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juneau united

A homosexual native american who has absolutely no control of their liquor, and Frequently goes on drunken tirades. Wreaking havoc on anyone or thing in his path.
I was walking down the street and a Juneau United kid punched me in the kidney.
by Jdsucksfatdicksatbball August 15, 2018
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Manchester United

A football team in England. Currently the most supported team in the world. Anyone who says Liverpool are better are scouse Bastards and should come down to Manchester and fight me.
Manchester United are the best team in the UK
by Alfie Eastwood June 5, 2020
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United States of America

Despite the fact that the United States of America has aided numerous countries, remained consistently stable in its political and social order, established peace and order throughout much of the world, and promoted the most sensible and fair form of government, it is constantly criticized as a bully superpower by countries jealous of its economic and military might.
by Tim_thethinker April 1, 2009
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Newcastle United

Soon-to-be-debt-ridden club with barcodes for shirts and a penchant for signing complete arseholes
Bowyer, Woodgate, Bellamy, Shearer, Kluivert

"We saw you crying on the telly!"
by zutroy August 30, 2004
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Unimeow

Unimeow: A UNIcorn and a CAT. Meow is defined as a cuter way of saying cat. By combining the two words the definition becomes the ultimate Unicorn+Kitty. It does not mean one cat.
The cat in the distance saw the magical Unimeow coming and immediately exclaimed "wow, a unicorn and a cat"
by Unimeow101 February 3, 2018
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United States of America

The United States of America is like that one jock kid in high school. Strongest kid in school, mostly misunderstood, but he does have his imperfections. He fought with his mom, the United Kingdom, and got his uncle France to help settle custody arrangements, but they're over it now and is now very very close with his mom.

Some really REALLY dislike USA, especially Russia. Russia is really jacked, just like USA. Not long ago they were at each other's throats, threatening to fight one another, but now they just kinda watch each other behind each other's backs.

USA is close with his brother, Canada. Canada and USA tell everything to each other. Canada and USA bodybuild together, and while USA is the strongest in the school, Canada doesn't lack too far behind him.

A few years ago, while USA was using the stall in the bathroom, Japan jumped him and stole his wallet. This was all while Germany was basically bullying the whole school and kicking everyone's ass. Later USA drop-kicked Japan twice at lunch. USA felt bad and payed Japan back because he hit him too hard. Now, they're best of friends.

(I am a proud American. Note that not all Americans are fat, lazy, and ignorant. Assuming and generalizing all Americans to be this way makes you the ignorant one. I believe that my country isn't near perfect, but I am proud to be an American, as I would hope you are proud of your country too. And if you're not, that's ok too)
Guy 1: The United States of America is full of lazy, ignorant, fat yards that are too stupid to know anything about anyone

Guy 2: To generalize all Americans this way makes you the ignorant one. There are bad people in America, yes, but there are also great and amazing people too.
by Texan_Lenin January 4, 2020
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