twat swat

it's the female version of a cock block

i.e. if a girl prevents another girl from getting laid

Girl:"yeah so i brought over this guy and my room mate totally ended up being a twat swat."

by yourfaceishilarious September 03, 2010

Chicken Twat

A complete lummox, a jerk, an absolute social boor. Beyond a schmuck.

Gawd! Can you believe the guy at the bar who's been cruising me? He is such a chicken twat.

by Faren and Juliana June 23, 2010

Janky Twat

Derived from the separate terms: Jank and Twat
A messed up bitch
Typically used to describe in a criticizing way or to insult.

see also: Manky Bitch

Mimi is a real janky twat. She is a real manky bitch

by MBB<3 February 08, 2010

manc twat

Adrian munt

Manc twat describes An absolute twat from manchester

by chefs @work January 11, 2014

twat shammy

Another, and much more appropriate, name for the woman's sanitary pad used during menstruation.

Remind me to pack a twat shammy in my purse, as I should get my period this week.

by makomark13 October 17, 2008

Cage of twats

Collective noun used to describe a group of socially inept and nauseating people. In extreme circumstances it can be used in the singular form i.e a cage of twat.

"I don't want to go for a drink with that cage of twats."

"Why are you surprised? He is a cage of twat."

by uncaged April 09, 2010

bastard twat

Computer slang term for a spontanious computer program glitch that results in the computer user showing uncontrolled agression towards the source of said glitch. This phenomina is most often experianced during the enjoyment of recreiational programs, such as video games.

"Fucking Blizzard games are full of so many Bastard Twats that I put my fist trhough the screen!"

by James Bourne September 06, 2003