Turtle Nugget

A tasty snack for anyone in the mood to eat something expensive

Hey guys I'm bored so I'm going out to get some turtle nuggets!

by TurtleNugget912 January 30, 2020

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turtle blaster

The act of an individual stuffing green and black jellybeans up their arse, followed by squatting down and pushing them out. The action resembles Turtles being blasted out of their bum.

-“Yo bro, I saw Alex the other day doing a Turtle Blaster..“
-“No way, with the green and black jellybeans?”
-“Yea”

by JellyBeanBlasterAlex April 13, 2020

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Turtle

Slang for a girl who’s an easy lay.

She’s a bit of a turtle. Get her on her back and she’s fucked.

by JimmyRK November 26, 2020

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A turtle kid is a kid who is super chill but has a crackhead sense of humor and has a bad obsession with their turtle and probably something else. Overall, a good friend to have, just don't get them on the topic of turtles or they'll never shut the hell up.

Person one: hey did you see Jerry over there, does he always stare at his turtle lovingly like that?
Person two: Yeah, Jerry is such a turtle kid

by mizukei November 27, 2020

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Turtle Boobie

Synonym for idiot; stupid

Did you see that? He is such a turtle boobie!

by parrots and ponies March 12, 2021

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Turtlehead

When you have to shit so bad it begins to stick out of your asshole

Oh my god I have to shit it's sticking out of my ass oh fuck I'm almost home someone's in the shower what the fuck I have to take a shit are you fucking kidding me I have to shit you barged in front of me I have to shit I have a turtlehead oh thank God your done I have a turtlehead

by Boogereater69 April 17, 2021

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