TREECOCK

TREECOCK (noun)
The noun TREECOCK has 1 sense:

1. My big fat, long penis becomes The TREECOCK when erect.
(History: "Once believed to be a mythological creature, this word became very prevalent in the early part of the 1900's as this myth became life in the form of my granddad a man named John D Edmondson, the reincarnate form of The TREECOCK is a man named Steven Ty Edmondson the grandson of John D " )

ORIGIN: TREECOCK from Irish and Norse mythology. the giant phallus was first called the Treecock after the druid mysticism was condensed and as the legend passed from old world to new world thru the ages the term TREECOCK was born.

Girl talking to her girl friends about her date with a new boyfriend:
Girlfriends ask; 'So what was it like?' 'Was it big?'
girlfriend responds; "O My god, it is literally the Treecock" "girl, you do not know how sore I am right now, I literally thought my vagina was going o blow out from all that dick he was giving me."

by treecock February 9, 2018

Tree

You should already know what a fucking tree is

How tf do you not know what a tree is nibba

by ItsyerboiREEEE February 15, 2018

Tree

Not a plant

Hey is that a plant?
No, it’s a tree.

by StephMcSteph June 13, 2018

Tree

Why did you search this?

Why did you search tree?

by Obsidian Fox September 28, 2018

treehorned

When a guy gets horned and wants to stop so he find a tree with a hole and starts beating

Dude I treehorned yesterday and it hurt so badly

by Jchiro89 December 28, 2018

Treee

Caribbean way of saying Three

i have treee pennys

by AmAeGoRl January 17, 2019

Tree drift

A saying in Minnesota for when your neighbors leaves blow all over your yard in the fall.

I just can’t believe the tree drift in our yard because our next-door neighbor never raked his leaves.

by Corn Pop October 10, 2019