Inventory thinker

Someone who gets off on conformity.

Inventory thinker: "Because my co-worker slept with her boss to earn a pay raise, I should do the same"

Inventory thinker: "My tie isn't corporate looking enough."

Inventory thinker: "Because lady Gaga says it's cool to be born this way, I'll act like it's cool"

by Adnama Latniuq December 3, 2013

ya think ya say cheese

When someone thinks they’re a wise guy and always talkin down

See ya think ya say cheese, boy. I’ll wire ya up, keep talkin

sweet!

by anonymous March 1, 2021

Stop thinking with your clit

Just like how there’s a very common saying, stop thinking with your dick which is when guys make a decision based on their horniness in order to satisfy their dick without thinking about the consequences.

There’s stop thinking with your clit (short for clitoris) for girls when they make decisions based on their horniness in order to satisfy their vagina.

Why are you calling that guy ? Stop thinking with your clit Karen!

by iamsecretlybatman July 9, 2021

Double think

Double think mean to believe in two things that dont match up. For example it's like believing that black people are inferior to white people but also believing that segregation was a bad thing. Or like priding yourself of being a Nazi but hating Nazism

I am a communist but i dont want to collectivise anything. Thats Double think

by Yourguyfromthebsr July 14, 2022

Critical Thinking

A term that's often mixed up with contrarianism, unfortunately. This can lead to people supporting evil beliefs and values just to look like a "critical thinker" when they are in fact no closer to a critical thinker than someone who blindly follows popular belief.

"critical thinker": In my humble opinion and contrary to the boring beliefs of the NPCs surrounding me, I think that rape, torture, murder, and genocide are morally right and the age of consent should be abolished

Normal Person: No you stupid son of a bitch blindly going against popular belief isn't critical thinking. You're just as NPC-ish as the people you call NPCs. Contrarianism ≠ Critical Thinking

by Silicosis9324 July 14, 2023

i have to think about things

The female que in every relationship that it's time to gather up your shit and leave

Girlfriend/What she says-"Sorry, but i have to think about things"
Girlfriend/What she means-"It's time for you to go."

by $0UL-$NIP3R January 23, 2015

what do you think you're doing

universal parent language for stop. referenced all the time, such as in a netflix special of the comedian john mulaney. suprised nobody has defined this yet.

sometimes, our parents would ask us "what do you think you're doing?"
but that just meant stop.
they didnt expect you to just say
"well im smashing these eggs with a bottle rocket, you know because im so horny and angry all the time, and i have no outlet for it all, so... eggs."
(not a direct quote)

by Apeshit Crazy May 3, 2021