Refers to masturbating an uncircumcised penis.
Hey, I was with Kenneth last Friday and he asked his girlfriend if she wanted to stroke the tortoise; in front of everyone.
by deepthong November 22, 2022
Get the stroke the tortoisemug. Old Folks general rantings regarding social security, politics, border security, etc. These rants are most often seen in forwarded e-mails from your grandparents.
These Stroke Rants either may induce a stroke or may be stroke induced.
These Stroke Rants either may induce a stroke or may be stroke induced.
by dalegato June 15, 2011
Get the Stroke Rantmug. 1. The final stroke of masturbation before orgasm.
2. The name for the last Jedi before it wad published.
3. The last stroke of the cock before death.
2. The name for the last Jedi before it wad published.
3. The last stroke of the cock before death.
1. "My favorite stroke is the last stroke whats your favorite stroke Jimmy?"
2. "Yo Jim did you see how bad the last stroke was. It was a gay movie"
3. "Johnny had the last stroke on april fools day."
2. "Yo Jim did you see how bad the last stroke was. It was a gay movie"
3. "Johnny had the last stroke on april fools day."
by Faggotpiss January 15, 2020
Get the the last strokemug. One of the highest steps on the edging staircase. One must pass through multiple other stages such as edging, gooning and munting in order to reach it. It is the act of doing a reach around the legs double fister on your shmeat with slow strokes. Your right hand rotating clockwise and left counter clockwise. This is preformed until peak stimulation and then released right by before you blow. If you blow this breaks your edging streak and you have to begin back at the bottom by starting back at edging. The term uncle stroking is derived by uncle all across the world preforming this method as it enlightens you and gives you +500 aura.
“Hey crody I was uncle stroking it last night, and on fanum it was amazing. It’s way better than the munting and edging.”
“What the fuck are you saying”
“What the fuck are you saying”
by Prof.Goon May 22, 2024
Get the Uncle Strokingmug. A person that says everything is gay, stinky, or homo. These people are usually devoid of affection and attention trying to feel the littlest amount of love by doing anything to get the attention of others. It is usually used as a insult to these type of people.
by CoolBoyCool June 22, 2023
Get the Stroke Stabbermug. A thorough, slow, gentle, seductive, thoughtful stroke of your lover’s penis while in the shower. (Bar soap is optimal; however, shower gel is acceptable too.)
by kman142 July 31, 2022
Get the shower strokemug. A dope stroke is when a person has over used cocain based *chemical* drugs to a point to where the person is non functional or dysfunctional.
Cuz 'bout stupid as hell! He was fine until he started smokin' crack, he must have had a dope stroke!
by Shaybird8835 December 8, 2017
Get the dope strokemug.