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Moosehead Flu

A colloquial term originating from Canadian high schools, “Moosehead flu” refers to the phenomenon where students, particularly females, gain weight over the course of their high school years. This is attributed to the early consumption of Moosehead, a cheap beer popular among Canadian youths, combined with a lack of physical activity. The term underscores a noticeable change in physical appearance from freshman to senior year, often discussed among male students.
Look at the senior girls, they’ve really caught the Moosehead flu since freshman year.”
mugGet the Moosehead Flumug.

Swine flu

A large amount of cops in yours or someones yard. If someone has the "swine flu" they have a lot of police officers at their place.

playing off of the reference to police as pigs
Dont go over to Teds place, he has a bad case of "swine flu" at his door step.
by Estall December 31, 2009
mugGet the Swine flumug.

Sesh flu

When you've been on the sniff all weekend causing you to have the sniffles that last more than 2 days
Frank: "boh! Feel more bunged up than Charlie sheen! Sesh flu can fuck clean off
by Seshflu September 3, 2021
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bubble flu

Hoarse voice similar to or sounding like laryngitis brought on by smoking too much methamphetamine in bubble pipe.
That fool ain't sick I think he has the bubble flu.
by DamnsonIthoughtyouknew May 26, 2018
mugGet the bubble flumug.

Freedom Flu

Freedom Flu:
A highly infectious disease carried by most Americans. Especially contagious to individuals outside of the US who have a prolonged stay within the US or overexposure to freedom. It can be as little as a few week before symptoms show or lay dormant for months before knowing.

Symptoms Include but not limited to:
Heavy Breathing, Weight Gain, Covering food in ranch dressing, cravings for all things fried or wanting to fry all things, urge to purchase a firearm, an itchy or muscle spasm in index fingers, beginning to understand and incorporate the imperial system, going to walmart just to have something to do, feeling the need to purchase a vehicle larger than your needs, increasingly growing opinions of the American Goverment System and more.
Bro what's wrong with him he got a mask on and everything? Well he been here for months now, talking about wanting to purchase a shotgun, buys ranch to take home, and is now writing programs using inches instead of millimeters.....I'm pretty sure he is getting the Freedom Flu.
by I Am The Ferrett July 15, 2024
mugGet the Freedom Flumug.

Swag Flu

the part of a hangover during which you are still drunk
"I'm good now, but when this swag flu wears off..."
by 2rocaround July 25, 2014
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Man Flu

A term used by women to dismiss men when they are sick. Even though there is evidence to suggest that viral infections in men may be more severe than in women.
Becky: My boyfriend doesn't want to go shopping with me because he's sick
John: That sounds reasonable
Becky: No it isn't. He's not really sick, he just has man flu and wants attention!
by Flobsmack August 21, 2023
mugGet the Man Flumug.

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