taint burgler

A person responsible for stealing or laying claim to massive amounts of taint.

Quick, hide the taint, here comes the taint burgler.

That taint burgler should be locked up for burgling all that taint.

by deedeeda July 24, 2006

Taina

Netflix is her bible. Antisocial af. Procrastinates like a bitch. Gets through life by saying “Fuck it” for any and every decision she makes. Only thing she has gained from school is being able to be productive with no sleep. Cares about her shoes more than most of the people in her life. Can recite the whole atla intro but can’t remember what a teacher said 10 seconds after they’ve said it.

“Taina you’re the loneliest person I know.”

by tnjdmp January 22, 2019

Taint Week

The week between Christmas and New Years. It 'taint xmas and it 'taint New years.

There's never much work accomplished during Taint Week.

by wildlifeuplift January 11, 2008

Tainter-Totter

Once you drop anchor on your partner's knee (lay cable or take the browns to the superbowl) you gently strattle the log between the leg and your taint and rock back and forth

I gave that bitch a mean tainter-totter last night

by Terd see-saw with taint January 17, 2009

taint checking

Contrary to how it might sound, taint checking has nothing to do with 'checking' the area between the scrote and the asshole and everything to do with computer science. It's an error-catching mechanism built into some programming languages (Perl and Ruby, primarily) designed to prevent user input from 'contaminating' other variables in a program.

The built-in taint checking kept that SQL injection attack from crippling our website.

by Erratum December 2, 2010

Taint Towel

A towel that is usually "recycled" by being hung up to dry for the next person to use. It becomes a taint towel after a man uses it in a "flossing motion" to dry his private parts after a shower. The next person, not aware of the residue left on the now-dried towel, uses it to dry off.

Roommate 1: *Thoroughly dries his groin area in every nook and cranny. Then he hangs up the towel.*
Roommate 2: *Dries himself off after his shower*
"Hey, the towels in the bathroom don't smell too great. Did you remember to use detergent?"
Roommate 1: "Haw haw, you just got a face full of taint towel!!"

by Wolfgang7990 March 2, 2011

tabinski

Tabinski is an over the top random, ethnical diverse (or confused) and awesome girl who is known for her crazy taco nights, love for Disney songs and talent for nail creation. Just bless this woman.

Tabinski "WOHO this calls for a Guinness"

by Lynco'colleague May 15, 2014