Someone who offers alternative foods, with the aim of obscuring the real object of their attention - the cake. This selfish creature is not above sneaking back to the fridge once the threat of other would-be eaters has passed, devouring the cake in whole. She will deny her cake lust at all costs, but step away from her coveted jewel for even a moment and you won't see it again.
You have been invited to a birthday party and the host informs you this is a non-traditional celebration - beware, a cake taker is in your midst.
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Young Girls/teenage girls who are under legal age but try and act older than they really are. (Tinker Refering to a baby Lobster that fisherman throw back in the ocean because they are not big enough to keep.)
Al:"Did you see that Tinker fleet walking down the road?"...
Kenny:"Yea there too young though u know the saying 12 will get you 20!."
Al: Thats an awesome looking woman Kenny:Too bad shes only a Tinker.
Kenny:"Yea there too young though u know the saying 12 will get you 20!."
Al: Thats an awesome looking woman Kenny:Too bad shes only a Tinker.
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A Tanner Secrety Loves His Cousin.
A Tanner Secrety Loves His Cousin.
by Water Glass January 22, 2011
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