Senator's Wife Syndrome

The mentality that a housewife will overlook her philandering/cheating husband's ways; as long as her bills are paid and her children are well taken care of.
"Of course she stayed with him after he got caught cheating, she's got Senator's Wife Syndrome!"
by Immortal Synn March 13, 2008
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wife appreciation day

6th of november is wife appreciation day
guys its wife appreciation day soon!!!
by junz!! November 02, 2020
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Urkel my wife

The expression "well blow me down" for people under the age of 60
The Jaguars won the Super Bowl!!!
Well Urkel my wife!!!
by URkEL October 01, 2012
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Milometer Wife Beater

A man with a very small penis who is very good at pleasing women.
Bill is a milometer wife beater for sure! Said Karen to Jane.
by Torlo September 30, 2019
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Sans' Wife and Gf

Usually a cringy girl between the ages of 8-12 that will threaten anyone else who has a crush on Sans, a character from the game Undertale. They usually make traced "animations" where they declare that Sans is "theirs" and anyone who touches him will die.
Cringy 10 y/o: UwU OwO I'm Sans' Wife and Gf anyone who touches him will die UwU
Everyone else: Please just shut up.
by Professional Jotaro Simp April 07, 2021
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house-wife freak

This is a wife/mother who is devoted, works hard, pampers husband. However when stressed, excited, sad, turned on wants her husband rod. In the kitchen, on the bed, out side. Willing to please in almost any way asked. ONLY to her husband
Does not relate to woman who prefer chocolate.
Closet freak with sex.

Church, pta, scouts, community service, cooking, cleaning, homework. All important but hubby better tap that ass to help save the world. Becomes nasty with out it.
To my single friend find a house-wife freak and you will find happiness.

Damn, house-wife freak, gonna break me.

Again?
by Don & Mar December 06, 2016
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wooden spoon wife

An ugly spouse. The opposite of a trophy wife. From the British tradition of awarding a wooden spoon to someone finishing last in a competition. Something to be ashamed of.
Jim just got married. Is she attractive? No she's a wooden spoon wife
by Jebby3 August 09, 2009
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