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wooden spoon wife

An ugly spouse. The opposite of a trophy wife. From the British tradition of awarding a wooden spoon to someone finishing last in a competition. Something to be ashamed of.
Jim just got married. Is she attractive? No she's a wooden spoon wife
by Jebby3 August 9, 2009
mugGet the wooden spoon wifemug.

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