A term to describe when you're listening to music or playing video games and your speakers suddenly have an aneurysm.
I was playing Minecraft one day on my Grandma's sound system and all of a sudden it got bass cancer. No not my grandma, her speakers.
by TheEpilepticCat December 7, 2020

by WhoIsJJ July 25, 2019

People always look down on cancer's as if they are shy , bad , emotional , a cry baby and so on and that is not true at all I am not a cancer but my best friend is a cancer and she is confident , amazing , ALL THE WORDS THAT DESCRIBE PRETTY , smart , kind , hard working , THE MOST FUNNIEST PERSON ON EARTH and will be mean if you are mean to anybody she is close too. All I'm saying is cancers are not what you think they are they are unique and is the best things ever made on earth trust me I know.
by truthteller080575 March 30, 2022

by Sillypenguin153 June 23, 2025

by Fortnite1500 November 7, 2021

The curer of your cancer. wears a long black gown, and a wide screen television on his head. Having dedicated years of research into finding the cure for cancer, he finds that a well placed gun blast to the face will just about do it. He makes an appearance in the game Mondo Medicals!
by Willard McNippleShits May 1, 2010

Cancers are highly intuitive, and their psychic abilities manifest in tangible spaces: For instance, Cancers can effortlessly pick up the energies of a room. These crabs are highly sensitive to their environments, as well as extremely self-protective.
Bully: your a cancer omg! Your gonna get cancer! The girl who has the zodiac sign cancer runs off crying
by Zodiacfreak January 2, 2020
