skoop

"Skoop" the compound of Skype and Poop, is the act of pooping and Skyping at the same time. While it is not a requirement to be using skype (you may use any facetime service you like), you must be defecating while doing so. Peeing and Skyping would be Skeeing.

Hey sorry I missed your call, I was Skooping with my sister.

by FloppyGiraffe May 28, 2018

Shwoop

When pornography pops up unexpectedly in front of a group of people causing embarrassment.

"Bro it was super embarrassing!"

"Yeah man, it was a total shwoop!"

by 歐米茄耶穌 August 29, 2018

Flick Scoop

Film breaking news

Here is the flick scoop that I saw in the previous day

by Urbandicteam September 8, 2018

Shwoop

It something you say when you have nothing else to say after an awkward conversation.

Donna: ...and thats why i had to eat her ass
Me: shwoop.

by _love_num_ September 22, 2018

Shoop

A trash ass 2k player and overall just a shitty person

Shoop has a circumcised penis

by Shoop hater September 25, 2018

Scoop

A racial slur referring to a black jew.

Look at that scoop over there.

by Narwalz November 21, 2018

Scoop

The act of literally duping and brushing someone’s chest in an upward motion. Girls can scoop guys, but guys can’t scoop girls. Girls can scoop eachother , same thing goes for guys. The key to the perfect scoop is to instead of flicking your wrist, away your wrist gently.

Julien: like a good neighbor

Alex: ...
(Proceeds to scoop Alex)
Julien: (in State Farm tune)

SCOOP SCOOP SCOOP SCOOP

by CuulioJuulio November 21, 2018