The Old Switch-er-oo

Japonese torture technique known as "Ranlofan". The testicles are removed from a criminals scrotum, and the eyes are removed from his head. The testicles are then placed in the eye sockets, and the eyes are sewn into his scrotum-- all while he is awake.

"In punishment for molesting midgets, I condemn you to the old switch-er-oo!"
"NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! PLEASE!"

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

Taylor Swifting

1. While having a picture taken, the subject strikes a pose resembling an old dog who is wiping its butthole by means of dragging itself across the floor by the front paws.

"Dude I totally Taylor Swifted at that party last night."

"Meet me at 5pm at the bar, I will be Taylor Swifting the dance floor."

by Captain Encyclopaedia August 17, 2012

Light Switch

A switch that turns on a light bulb.

It was dark in the house so my mom turned on the light switch.

by Freya-Chan April 1, 2010

Switch Shitter

Someone who doesn't care which way the toilet paper is put on the toilet paper holder.

I hate it when the toilet paper is put on the holder so it unrolls against the wall! But my wife could care less that fucking switch shitter!

by brutechute October 14, 2011

Swifting

When someone tatally disses and embarrasses their ex. (Just like Taylor Swift)

She is totally swifting him!

OMG!!!!!! He is swifting her SO hard!!!!!!!

Oh!!!!!! He just got swifted!!

OMG!!! She is swifting him ALL OVER Instagram!!!

by Iceskates126 September 13, 2016

SWIFT

See What I Fuck up Today

Let's SWIFT

by WHITE STALLION JACE October 18, 2017

Taylor Swift

A pop singer who recently got dragged to the grave by Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. Her lies started a war between celebrities on twitter. She scares her exes by making them look bad in the form of a song

wow do you see that girl? she is such a taylor swift no wonder her boyfriend is still with her.

by Ncanal1010 July 26, 2016