chocolate strangler

VERB: the act of squeezing a person's gludious with one hand, while the free hand is used to choke-slam the person. thus, the squeezing of the person's glutious will cause them to clench up, disabling them from avoiding the impending choke slam. this is usually used on a hetero-sexual male because they are most uncomfortable by this action.

Gregor was upset with Thad, so he gave him a chocolate strangler that left him dazed and confused.

by sven uyo July 27, 2006

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super stranger

a super stranger is when someone else sits on their own hand, and then proceeds to jerk you off

we were going to have a circle jerk, but we decided to go with super strangers instead; this way, it doesn't really count.

by That crazy guy that loves vodka November 18, 2006

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Bradford Strangler

The process of masturbating with a belt around your neck as you are sitting on the edge of a chair. As you come, you slide off of the chair and get choked by the belt. It is recommended that this technique be done with a spotter.

I had to go over to Mike's house last night. He needed my belt and assistance to perform a Bradford Strangler.

by CrazyRedneck701 November 13, 2010

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emily the strange

A hilarious and gimmicky method of making money off of children who think they're special and different.

Uses the common marketing tactic of channeling an already dead counterculture to make a quick buck. See definitions for Apple, Hot Topic, Bose, Harley Davidson, and countless other brands that sell a "lifestyle" or "experience" rather than and actual product worth owning.

Misled little cousin: OMG Emily the Strange is sooooo cool!

Me: How?

Misled little cousin: IDK... she's just like... umm... you know?

Me: ... no. <annoyed>

by zerocoolx October 28, 2009

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