Hundo stick

An American one hundred dollar bill

woooo C millz you rockin "Hundo Sticks"

by ellkell April 20, 2011

itchy stick

Back scratcher

Janet, would you please hand me the itchy stick, I have a spot on my back I can’t reach.

by Semolina Pilchard May 27, 2020

cum sock

Its a sock of cum

i ate my cum sock

by zaqwsxcderfvbgtyhnmjuiklopzaqw June 18, 2020

Mini Hot Sock

When you blow a load in a condom then remove it and slap the girl silly with it.

I forgot my tube sock in my Camaro so I could not give the ho a Hot Sock, so I gave her a mini hot sock...

by CougarMILF1969 March 10, 2009

Apple On A Stick

An amazing game

Apple on a stick,
Makes me sick,
Makes my heart rate 246.
Not because your dirty,
Not because your clean,
Not because you kissed a boy behind a magazine.
Girls, boys, having fun,
Here comes the lady with a big, fat, bum.
She can wibble,

She can wobble,

She can even do the splits.
I bet you ten bucks she can’t do this,
Close your eyes and count to ten,
1,
2,
3,
4,
5,
6,
7,
8,
9,
10.
You didn’t muck it up so your my best friend.

by ~spoooogyny~ May 10, 2020

Wet Crusty Sock

One day I was walking in my apartment with new cute socks on. I didn't see there was a water bucket right in front of me, I was daydreaming about my new socks when all of a sudden... I stepped in the bucket and fell! My socks were now wet and I was so upset! I absolutely HATE the feeling of a wet sock and wanted to use my new sock so bad. I thought I would grab a Hair Dryer to dry my sock, but I realized I didn't have a Hair Dryer!!! I was so upset that I just thought of one solution... I grabbed a pan and put it in the oven, then I grabbed my wet sock and put it in the pan. After a while, I saw that my sock was looking weird... I turned off the oven and grabbed my sock and my sock WAS CRUSTY and still wet... Moral of the story, don't step in a bucket full of water with socks on.

Isabella: Omg did you see Bia's Wet Crusty Sock?
Neya: Yeah I can't believe she has a Wet Crusty Sock..

by Bia the Baddie February 12, 2021

sock drawer

an area in your cloest designated for pornography storage. Could contian socks.

Girl 1: Yesterday I went through my boyfriend's sock drawer and guess what I found?
Girl 2: Socks?
Girl 1: No you idiot, volumes of porn!

by xykorix March 6, 2007