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sloppy joes

When you have sexual intercourse with a women right after she just got done having sex with another man.

You get the "Sloppy Joes"
Name is derived from the fact that it is quite sloppy when you get the seconds of a women who just got banged!

May also refer to "Sloppy Joes" if the girl is on her period, or she previously got banged so hard her Vag started to bleed.
EP: Hey man, did JP hook up with that one sexy blondy last night?

Lilou: Yes, but guess what! I saw her walk out of a room with another guy before she went and met up with JP!

EP: Damn playa, nigga got the Sloppy Joes!
by Pham Phamily March 30, 2008
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Sloppy Joe

To shit on ones vagina, then follow it immediately with a thrusting of a penis, successfully pounding the fecies into the woman. Then, to seal the deal, one must feast on and eat out the entire raging poopy vagina with constant tounge action.
She fed me the best Sloppy Joe of my entire life, and it tasted amazing!
by Dan Bruce August 26, 2005
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sploop

n: a software pipelined loop
v.t.: to solve all of your problems and make your troubles melt away
Your loop will be splooped
- CCS 3.3
by socrates1024 August 21, 2008
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Sloppy

A sloppy is when a girl jacks you off and when you jizz she keeps going. She gets all your jizz on her hand and creates a glorious sensation called a sloppy. The sloppy is an infamous word that was conceived in late Summer of 04' by Mike, now know as Sloppymike, the creator of the sloppy.
I wanna go to East Longmeadow and see Kate Olson so I can get a sloppy too!
by SloppyMike December 28, 2005
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sloppy mommy

A mother that had so many children her vaginal lips hang down to the floor.
The Sloppy mommy left snail tracks while walking across the Linoleum floor.
by Slik Tom December 10, 2008
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Sloppy Snorlax

Utilizing Ones Stomach In A Wave-Like Motion To Wet Mates Vaginal Cavity. Also Used In Dry Humping.
He Put The Thump On Her Using His Legendary, Rarely Seen Sloppy Snorlax.
by The Sloppy Snorlax July 26, 2009
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Sloppopotomus

A Sloppopotomus is a drunk, fat girl that tries to get with you at the bar. Sloppopotomus is derived from the latin: sloppimus maximus opottomus, meaning fat sloppy pig.

Most likely she will give you a rimjob without asking, dont worry about being clean down there, that soppy bitch wont care anyway.
Yo, i was at the club and this sloppopotomus waddled up and was all up on me. She was hammered and tried to jersey turnpike on my dizzle. She bent over and i swear i could smell her stank puss!
by boomstick12345 March 7, 2011
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