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Shank and Wank

When you're killing a person via shanking and your jacking off in the process.
Did you hear about McSplooge committing his 455th murder. I heard he did the shank and wank technique.
by Jascebalon July 9, 2016
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Geo-shank

to shank someone with a metal geometry compass(preferebly rusty).
Holy shit that crazy J-wale geo-shanked Frank
(for reference you can search J-wale)
by J-WALE June 16, 2009
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mr shank

An old guy that used to ball back in the day
Your a mr shank
by Mike real cast February 11, 2014
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spankyourdogs

"Why isn't tom coming out?"

"He's spankinghisdogs"
by Batty January 29, 2005
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Spanking Drunk

The state of being drunk to point where you have the irresistible urge to spank your friends. Often more socially acceptable where the spanker is an attractive woman. First found in the lingo in Cambridge, MA.
Ken: Wow, Lillian was spanking drunk last night...I think I have bruises!
by ODBHB April 8, 2009
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spankyou

It means thank you, but the cool way to say it.
by cazrew February 22, 2010
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