Shank and Wank

When you're killing a person via shanking and your jacking off in the process.

Did you hear about McSplooge committing his 455th murder. I heard he did the shank and wank technique.

by Jascebalon July 9, 2016

Geo-shank

to shank someone with a metal geometry compass(preferebly rusty).

Holy shit that crazy J-wale geo-shanked Frank
(for reference you can search J-wale)

by J-WALE June 16, 2009

mr shank

An old guy that used to ball back in the day

Your a mr shank

by Mike real cast February 11, 2014

spankyourdogs

Someone who masturbates their dog.

"Why isn't tom coming out?"

"He's spankinghisdogs"

by Batty January 29, 2005

Spanking Drunk

The state of being drunk to point where you have the irresistible urge to spank your friends. Often more socially acceptable where the spanker is an attractive woman. First found in the lingo in Cambridge, MA.

Ken: Wow, Lillian was spanking drunk last night...I think I have bruises!

by ODBHB April 8, 2009

spankyou

It means thank you, but the cool way to say it.

Spankyou very muchly. - Thankyou very much.

by cazrew February 22, 2010

Sir Spanks-a-lot

Chronic masterbator

That guy is a regular Sir Spanks-A-Lot.

by Jim Schwartzman August 7, 2003