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social hermit

1. A person who refuses to leave the house and has only seen daylight on nature programs

2. Someone who plays warhammer or dungeons and dragons

3. That friend of yours that is never to be seen because he is pussy whipped

3. The type of people you find in comic book stores
Guy1: "Man that guy never leaves the house"
Guy2: "Yeah, thats cuz he's a social hermit"
Guy3: "Indeed"
by badg3rs October 16, 2008
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social handbag

a person being dated by shallow individuals using them only to make themselves look better or to be "social correct" amongst their friends
I really do love you, she's just a social handbag.(I actually had a friend that stayed with someone keeping quite and watching him cheat because he gave her an extended explanation of what that was and why it was needed. She was a rere)
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
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social tail

The consensual act wherein genitalia comes into direct contact with another's genitalia and\or orifice. The giver of said tail must be a member of the female gender, whereas the receiver of said tail can be either male or female. More commonly known as a booty call.
Kwesi: "So, up to any hi-jinx over the weekend?"

Joe: "Of course, I got some action."

Mike: "Yeah, I had a little social tail as well."

Kwesi: "You can't get social tail, you're a faggit"
by Mike Wears September 25, 2007
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social shopping

Form of ecommerce that merges the aesthetics of social networking and online shopping. Consumers use the site to upload information about products and their own wish lists.
-What are you doing?
-I'm just on Pronto.
-What the hell is that?
-A social shopping website.
by Smokey Q Rivers June 25, 2008
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Social fantasy

A fantasy of saying something to someone that you would never actually say.

Coming up with a good comeback, after the argument.
Brian Regan: I have this social fantasy, of being one of the twelve astronauts on the moon, knowing that I'd always be able to top anyone's story.

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George: "Yeah, well the jerkstore called, and they're running out of you!"
by Oxymorphazone December 20, 2009
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Social Pwn

Tto Pwn people (sheep) IRL Social Engineer wise.

To perfectly exploit a (sheep) person, for information using social engineering.
You just pwn people on the internet, I Social Pwn bitches irl son!

"So i heard the Gibson got hacked", yeah mike in security got Social Pwn by some kid named pizza, now all are passwords are lost.
by The_Eccentric April 18, 2010
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Social Flat-line

A term stemming from two seperate lexical choices one of which is 'Social' to be defined as relating to human society and its members and 'Flat-line' which is a medical term to show the absence of heart contractions or the disappearance of the rhythmic peaks displayed on a heart monitor.

In this sense the conjoined term means the 'dead sector of society' So to speak : Nerds, emo's, paedophiles and so on, people who are marginalised and ostracised from society.
Nerd 1: Dude I have a girlfriend now

Nerd 2: No way

Nerd 1: I'm heading off the Social Flat-line
by yami100 July 21, 2010
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