Scum smart

A person who is already identified as scum, but has an uncanny ability to retain knowledge relevant to criminal activities such as claiming benefits fraudulently and convince others they are right and justified to have them

You have to be scum smart to live in the slums and still afford a Mercedes and designer gear.

by Stormtrooper in Stilettos June 15, 2023

Brooke smart

Brooke smart: a serious underlying medical condition that is the most extreme level of stupidity

You’re so brooke smart, it’s not even funny anymore!!

by LBuntz February 15, 2022

SMART

Acronym for “Stealth Migrant Air Relocation Transport,” the special classified top secret pet project of Guantanamo Rick, the reptilian Sadist Governor of Florida.

Mum’s the word with regard to the SMART situation involving asylum-seekers unfolding in California this morning that is clearly the ingenious spawn of Governor DeSatanic.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023

Robert Smart

I hate him

Honest to god I hate him and his name, Robert Smart

by Sebastian Jesus Moreno February 12, 2020

smart fridge

Smart fridges are something that are typically too expensive to be bought now, mainly for families who haven't experienced owning smart fridges yet — thus they have to buy second-hand smart fridges from junkyards. However, a junkyard smart fridge oftentimes have their date setting reset on dates coinciding with the fasting month of Ramadan like Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 or Tuesday, April 2nd 2024 every time the user attempts to unplug and replug the smart fridge. Therefore, the owner oftentimes end up only being able to eat from the smart fridge at night upon the date resetting.

I thought I was being smart by buying a second-hand smart fridge from the junkyard, but now I can only access my food at night because it keeps resetting on dates that coincide with Ramadan like Tuesday, April 2nd 2024. Guess I should've saved up for a new one!

by Emotional Cruiser October 25, 2025

ABC Smart Drugs

ABC is Adderall before Concerta Smart Drugs. Adderall and similar neurotransmitter releasers (Methamphetamine, Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, Propylhexedrine HCl, Adipex, Phentermine, 2-Fluoromethamphetamine, 3-FMA) before Concerta and other reuptake inhibitors (Ritalin, Methylphenidate, Ethylphenidate, EPH, Wellbutrin, Caffeine, 4-Fluoromethylphenidate, 4F-MPH, 4F-EPH).

Tony: I took 20mg of Adderall 4 hours before taking 15mg of 4F-MPH. This is what I call anti-ADHD focus and ABC Smart Drugs.

by HawaiianPunch1 June 2, 2025

smart cut

a short hairstyle for women that makes them look intelligent.

The smart cut was coined by Jordan Thomas Cooper in his college years and used recently by Veep writer Emilia Barrosse in a stand-up routine.

by Coop Dupe November 11, 2021