slobermong

A slobermong is someone who is an inbred who has been dropped on their head in their child hood and has now turned out gay with autism called Curt Ward (Scouse Joe).

Curt Ward you are a bad slobermong

by Cooneys Socks November 25, 2023

Slob Kabob

A man using his penis to stir hot Ramen noodles and then recieving a bj.

"Your dick tastes like beef Ramen!" she said. "That's because the Ramen we had for dinner, I stirred with my dick because all the spoons were dirty" he said in response. She replied, "I can't believe you made me slob kabob your dick!"

by Honz911 December 5, 2023

slabbers

those in the death business...undertakers, funeral homes, or perhaps M.E. pathologist, , e.t.c.

those whose work invariably has a body on a 'slab' !

i've got the reaper stalking me, and the slabbers drooling !
that fentanyl had my buddy with the slabbers
the slabbers are waiting for YOU !

that fat ass T---p , needs to be with the slabbers !

by michael foolsley March 16, 2024

Slabbed

When a tornado destroys a structure and all is left is a cement slab

The May 20th, 2013 Moore, Oklahoma EF-5 tornado slabbed a well built home.

by DirtyTreeRat March 27, 2024

slabby

slang for a dab pen or cart.

"yo you got a slabby on you bro"

by coghaw420 April 3, 2024

sloberknaucker

Verb / action used in describing how women with high to very high BMI levels handle cocks like their favorite foods while performing fellatio AKA “giving a blow job.”

BBW last night gave me such a sloberknaucker that she threw up the Dave’s single with cheese I bought her 20 mins earlier…

by DraftBarbie April 14, 2024

Shlobber

Slang for referring to the penis in a comedic sense.

I dick slapped her with my shlobber.

by Dark Bakura April 17, 2024