Shiitake Mushrooms

When you accidently say the word "shit" in front of your parents, teachers, etc. you can just cover it up by saying -ake mushrooms!

*George drops his books*
George: "Shit!"
Teacher: "What did you just say young man?"
George: "You didn't let me finish! I was going to say shiitake mushrooms is what I want for dinner!"
Teacher: "Really? Me too."

Or...
*George drops his books*
George: "Shit--ake mushrooms are yummy!"

by Anonymous March 11, 2004

shooting the shit

Talking with others just to pass the time. The topic of conversation may vary, but in general there is no point to be made.

We were just hanging out last night at the bar and shooting the shit.

by J-Dubya October 31, 2003

Shit fire and save the matches

An expression of surprise or shock that is an extension of the phrase 'Shit fire' Used primarily by people in the southern and mid western U.S.

"She's going to what? Well if she shaves her head, I'll shit fire and save the matches."
"Shit fire and save the matches! There's no way you really won at the casino."

by CassiopeaVixen1 March 5, 2009

Thanksgiving shit

1. A Ginormous nasty shit taken the day after Thanksgiving
2. A reference to the shit taken after Thanksgiving

1. My Thanksgiving shit was huge this year.
2. Dude i just too a fu#*ing Thanksgiving shit.

by Weesnaw_95 November 13, 2007

shit or wind his watch

A paniced state of confusion where there are multiple obvious choices for courses of action, but the subject, overwhelmed and shocked, freezes up and does nothing.

Bill was flirting with this gorgeous babe all night then when she took her top off, he didn't know wether to shit or wind his watch!!!

by Uncle Duke October 23, 2009

shit fairy

A mythical fairy who comes while your sleeping and shits in your mouth as punishment for over endulging in alcohol.

This explains why after a heavy night drinking you wake up with a yucky taste in your mouth.

Morning after a heavy night drinking.

"Man musta had a visit from the shit fairy last night my mouth tastes horrible"

by Richard Jackson February 14, 2005

Atomic Shit

A large shit that makes a nuclear explosion of biblical proportions causing vaporizing of all matter within 200 yds following the pinching off a monstrous turd.

Detective: Why is this house vaporized, Fire Chief?
Fire Chief: Well sir, it looks like we have another case of an Atomic Shit this week.
Detective: I suspect someone within the household visited a spicy, Mexican restaurant within the past 24 hours.

by TheLargestShitInHistory December 28, 2010