Spiderdick

When a girl you are banging has not had sex in so long that you have to go through the cobwebs and get bit on the dick by a spider.

I was with this girl the other night and she gave me Spiderdick!

by Crazyman4685 January 21, 2011

chewy black bum spider

a nugget of poo with pubes stuck in it that is discovered whilst going down on someone.

dave: dude i went down on this girl i met at the bar last night
gerald: good times?
dave: no way when i came up i realised i had something in my teeth..
gerald: what was it?
dave: a chewy black bum spider.

by munkybutt March 15, 2008

SpiderDunk

To unload large amounts of sperm into your hand and slap someone with it.

Yo man, I just SpiderDunked Zach today! He had cum hangin' off his face!

by Zach and Charlie December 14, 2005

Spider girl

When a guy cums on a girl's face, then she wipes it off with two fingers and flicks it onto the dude's face.

That asshole shot a load on my face so I wiped it off and gave him a Spider girl!

by Taco the silverback June 20, 2010

gouch spider

Another ravenous beast constantly hiding for the grundle monkey. Favorite hiding place is the grundle and/or gouch. Can be used as a deregatory adjective.

You are such a gouch spider!

by Bob the Builder September 8, 2004

Spider Legs

The act of spasmaming your body and legs to a catchy beat in public. Usually recorded so multiple people can enjoy the playback and hilariouty. Common moves include the crotch grab, head stroke and leg stomp.

go to youtube and search spider legs

by the.dance.machine November 7, 2010

Nervous Nigel The Neurotic Spider

A spider that keeps popping up at frequent intervals. A coffee happy spider. Also means someone who has been working overtime.

"Hey man, lay off the work. We don't want you turning into Nervous Nigel."

by Volvo_Man January 6, 2004