male secretary

A job a male has when he claims to make a lot of money but never has any.

He tries to act like a big baller, but he is really the secretary!

by Ms. Petunia July 13, 2005

scratty

Used to describe something your tall, skinny, awkward friend would do. Usually refers to things that would be stupid or dorky when done or used by the average person, but has a sort of ironic coolness when the right person (i.e., Scratz) gets involved.

We were at the Salvation Army store and we found a red bucket hat and red-lensed sunglasses - when Chris wore them, it was the scrattiest look ever.

Dude, we're dressing in costume for a movie release? That's so scratty.

by Patattack May 17, 2007

secret agent

a joint that's rolled up and looks like a regular cigarette

My sister rolled the ill secret agent the other day.

by yomamascow October 27, 2003

maggot scratcher

A derogatory, but rather apt, term used to describe Margaret Thatcher, former UK Prime Minister.

It was only because of the Falklands/Islas Malvinas war that maggot scratcher managed to get re-elected.

by DOLLY BUSTER March 10, 2005

secret sauce

a yumalicios sauce created by your male lover during sexual intercorse.

Mark Sutphen and Jonh hillier's secret sauce tasted so good on my cookies.

by bonner boy September 28, 2008

Secretariat

The goddamn greatest racehorse of all time. Winner of the Triple Crown (Preakness, Bellmont, and the Kentucky Derby) in 1973, his performance at the Belmont Stakes is considered his crowning achievement. He ran the Stakes in a still-standing world record time of 2:24 (setting the world record by 2 2/5 seconds, or 10 lengths) and beating his nearest competitor by an astonishing 31 lengths. This discrepancy was so large that the widest-angle lenses could hardly capture both Secretariat and his competitors.

Named by Time Magazine as the #35 greatest athlete of all time (highest non-human).

Also the subject of an upcoming movie (2010).

Seabiscuit was the greatest horse ever!!

Man, you don't know jack. Secretariat is, and will always be, the greatest horse of all time. His records will probably never be beaten--the nearest competitor is still 2 whole seconds off!

by betelguese05 June 29, 2010

The Secret

The Secret is defined as the law of attraction, which is the principle that "like attracts like." It is called "the most powerful law in the universe," and it is working all the time. "What we do is we attract into our lives the things we want, and that is based on what we're thinking and feeling."
The principle explains that we create our own circumstances by the choices we make in life. And the choices we make are fueled by our thoughts—which means our thoughts are the most powerful things we have here on earth.

I am now a millionaire, own a mansion, have a loving spouse, a great family, and a life full of abundance. This happened because I believed in The Secret.

by Very hot girl October 7, 2007