Sean Maher

Massive dicked man packing down below. He has 17 kids and 3 ex-wife’s and he’s fucked 327 other women just because he wants to. How many other kids does he have? No one knows! He only practices safe sex sometimes. He is also 6ft 5in and he has size 17 shoes which he busts into. He’s a complete horndog who fucks all women in sight and they love him for it. They love when he busts all over their feet and they enjoy as he licks the cum dry from their feet after.

Girl 1: OMG!! Who is that sex demon!!
Girl 2: It’s Sean Maher!! Augghhhg
Girl 3: Authhhgggg!!! Sean lemme lick you

Sean Maher by Horndogking379 June 16, 2022

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Sean Suryakusuma

Sean Suryakusuma... that friend you met from all of your other asian friends... His last name is fucking stupid. Sean Suryakusuma is your smartass chinese looking ass friend that loves kissing men.

Damn, it's a Sean Suryakusuma!

Sean Suryakusuma by baconbob6969 August 27, 2022

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Sean’s Law

Another way of stating Murphy’s law, in that, if there is a chance anything good can happen, it absolutely will not come true.

Guy 1: “Bro there’s a chance that my parents are going to be out of town this weekend, I’m going to get a chance to hang out Jessica!”

Guy 2: “Fingers crossed bro, but don’t forget Sean’s law”

Sean’s Law by PubicHairManiac October 28, 2022